(Some intended and some unintended silliness)

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I am the lasht (last) one - Sean Connery as Draco the dragon in "Dragonheart"

I'm the police and King Kong ain't got nothin' on me - Denzel Washington in "Training Day"

Give me back my son! - Mel Gibson in "Ransom"

Do I look like a cop? - Christian Bale in "Batman Begins"

I don't teach girls. - Clint Eastwood in "Million Dollar Baby"

I'll never tell... - woman in "Don't Say a Word"

I feel pretty - oh so pretty... Robert de Niro in "Analyze This"

Is... is right. - Benicio del Toro in "Traffic"

My fi-ants (fiance) left me - Holly Hunter in "Raising Arizona"

He R-U-N-N-O-F-T'ed - Delmar (Tim Blake Nelson) in "Oh Brother Where Art Thou"

They can't kill me... I'm already dead - "The Punisher"

I am your daught-ah. - little girl in "The Others"

Would you... like to... buy some... cookies? - Corky Romano (Chris Katan) in "Corky Romano"

I'll never leave you - Ralph Fiennes in "The English Patient"

What, you get off on that? - tough cop Benjamin Bratt to a young suspect in "Law and Order"

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